Submission form for The Coffee Table Gazette.

Use this form to submit your story or joke for publication in our periodical. Publication of your story or joke is not guaranteed and we reserve the right edit for grammar and readability, which will not change the outcome of the story.

Name * First Last
Email *
Do you want your first name and state published with the story or joke? (If yes type Name and State. If no then type anonymous.) *
Title of your submission. (Type None if no title)
You can copy and paste your story or joke here.
Or you can upload your story or joke here. jpg,PDF, Word Doc, Libre Office doc, text, or open office doc only. (Please don't copy and paste and upload a document) Limit 4MB.
By submitting your story, signing your name and typing your full legal name below you are stating and agree to the following. (Scroll through the entire agreement and read it all before signing) *
One of the choices below is true about your submission. 1. The events in the story actually happened to you. You are encouraged to change names to protect the participants identities. 2. You actually witnessed the events you are submitting it in good faith believing the participants would have no problem with you submitting the story. In this case you are encouraged to change names (if known) to protect the participants identities. 3. You were the one performing the action in the story. And you state that you are at least 18 years old or you are a legal guardian / parent at least 18 years old who is submitting a story for a minor. Furthermore, you state that you have read the entire release form and that you fully understand and agree to the terms. Additionally you state the person signing this form is also the same person submitting the story or joke uploaded with this form. You agree that you will not be paid for your submission and that you will retain all rights to the story. You will be free to submit your story or joke for publication elsewhere. The story or joke you are submitting will only be used to publish in our periodical and you agree to not hold The Coffee Table Gazette, employees, officers, owners, or their families responsible for any actions taken by others after publication. Nor will you hold The Coffee Table Gazette, employees, officers, owners, or their families responsible in any way if the person submitting the story and / or joke misrepresents their age by signing this form and typing their full legal name below. Furthermore, you agree that if there is no title for your submission that The Coffee Table Gazette may put a title on your submission if we see fit. You also agree publication of your story or joke is not guaranteed and we reserve the right edit for content, grammar, readability and length, which will not change the outcome of the story.
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